Fleeting glimpses of various worlds

Mystery Date

April 1, 2007 · 2 Comments

His parents insisted he meet some lovely ladies for matrimonial purposes, hoping to get him to tie the knot before he returned overseas. He decided to do his best to ensure the meetings didn’t go too well.

If the maitre d’ asked, “Do you have reservations?” he answered, “Yes, but my parents really like her so I thought why not meet her anyway?”

Another time, he ordered two neat whiskies before asking his potential bride, “And what are you having?”

He asked a third girl, “What are your views on BDSM?”

She replied, “Who gave you permission to speak, slave?”

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